Me hearties! Ever feel the burning desire to spend a week entrapped in an enclosed space bobbing about at sea with a torture apologist? A notorious Godbag? How about a Fox News blowhard? Ahoy mateys, spend your 2010 Spring Break on the National Review Online Cruise!
Scintillating seminars! Intimate – yikes – dining! – Blimey, why isn’t this prohibited by the Geneva Conventions? – Maybe if there were a plank involved . . . ? ‘Cause all I can see in my mind’s eye is a bunch of shark bait.
Free to get on board, $1000 to disembark